It’s a Bird! It’s a Plane! It’s a Drone! It’s a UAP! It’s a Psyop! It’s AI! It Isn’t Even Happening?
If you’ve been paying attention to the news recently, you’ve likely heard about the swarms of unknown drones flying over New Jersey.
Alternatively, if you’ve been watching the news, you might also have heard that there are no swarms of unknown drones flying over New Jersey.
The reports have been coming in for nearly a month now. UAPs (Unidentified Aerial Phenomena — a.k.a UFOs), advanced technology drones, incursions from Iran, drones, plasma orbs, nonhuman intelligence, interdimensional beings, time travelers, angels, demons, hobbyists, airplanes… Venus.
Something has been happening in the air above New Jersey. Or is it New York? Wait, I heard it was in Oregon.
Did you hear about the one that crashed in some lady’s backyard?
Did you hear about the one that disabled and downed the drone someone sent up to investigate with?
Did you hear about the orb that shot down a drone in Phoenix?
As far as the government is concerned, there’s no need to worry. Nothing to see here. Move along.
Keep calm and carry on.
According to the government, this is nothing out of the ordinary. Nothing to indicate a risk to people or infrastructure.
According to the government, it’s the government.
Did you hear about the one that was spraying some mist?
According to another government employee, they came out of the ocean.
No, they came from the direction of the ocean. From a mothership Iran had parked somewhere off the coast of South America.
Did you hear about the one that had a force field?
They chased the coast guard—at least 50 of them.
Did you hear about the people who said time stopped when a drone was over their house?
The governor of Massachusetts “is aware.”
Did you hear about the country whose citizenry went crazy from paranoia over some supposed drones that have been swarming the nation, and no one knows what they are, they’re aliens, and they’re all a figment of our imaginations?
All these questions of “Did you hear?” Maybe it should be “did you see?” Because today, that’s what it is. It’s not just hearsay. It’s not a friend of a friend’s cousin’s uncle’s boyfriend.
It’s on our screens, coming at us from all directions. People with blue checkmarks who you’ve never even heard of before. Some random woman whose social media account looks pretty “normal” (if that word even holds any weight these days) who swears a drone the size of an SUV has been hovering over her house.
Reports of all kinds. Video, photo, audio recordings. Tweets or X’s or whatever they’re called now.
THERE IS ACTUAL PROOF.
But can you believe any of it? It used to be that what we needed to prove something was visual evidence.
Sure, people have been faking videos and photos for decades. I mean, even the holy grail of Nessie pictures was proven a fake a few years back.
The difference is, back then it took work to fake it. Nowadays, it’s as easy as entering a prompt into a text box. A bit more work if you want to really go for it. But even then, it doesn’t take a ton of skill to fake something that’s just not clear enough to be something someone would fake.
Hell, I threw together this trailer for a proof of concept of a UFO abduction movie a few years ago … and the UFO I slapped together with literally no previous experience in After Effects isn’t that much less believable than what we’ve been seeing from normal, everyday people.
So yeah, you can’t trust what you see. But that doesn’t mean it isn’t happening.
And even if it is happening, the truth of why even exists as a kind of Schroedinger’s event, where everything and nothing is true.
A nuclear warhead has gone missing, and the drones are out looking for it.
It’s the government pushing a psyop to turn Americans against one another.
Or it’s the government pushing a psyop to be able to push through additional legislation.
The legislation will be anti-drone.
The legislation will be pro-drone.
This is the start of disclosure.
It’s all just airplanes and regular old drones any hobbyist can buy.
It’s all a distraction from the CEO-murderer story so that the 99% don’t start an uprising and destroy capitalism.
It’s all a distraction so Trump doesn’t get any more attention.
It started with actual UAPs, followed by officials trying to track them with drones, followed by hobbyists following the officials following the UAPs.
It’s Project Blue Beam, and it’s all part of a grand scheme to fake an alien invasion to create a global world order led by the antichrist, who just happens to have the initials DJT.
It’s all a marketing ploy.
Or, literally, nothing is happening at all.
The issue is that in a world where truth has decayed so far beyond something with meaning, what is true is what we believe to be true. And if we believe it to be true, someone will surely tell us we’re wrong.
Messages come from all directions. “Traditional” news sources, “Alternative” news sources, experts with YouTube channels, TikTok, X, Threads, Blue Sky, Facebook, Instagram, Reddit, Truth Social.
And all of it looks and sounds just as believable as the rest.
It’s all true.
And none of it is.
But in the end, does it even matter?
Maybe we’re at a place in time where it doesn’t really matter anymore … and that’s the point.
As for me? I’m just going to go to bed tonight assuming that they’re nonhuman intelligence that’s been “living” under our ocean for millennia, are the reason we believe in angels, and are autonomous advanced artificial intelligence that was sent here long before humans ever showed up, and now that they’re finally waking up, are trying to figure out just what the hell we did to the planet while they were asleep.
Tomorrow, they’ll be DJI Mavics, and I’ll just be annoyed that these guys could afford one, but I can’t.
